Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Where do books sleep?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why was the musician arrested?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?