What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?