Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?