What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What shape has a knighthood?