What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Which relative loves rice?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?