What day do hands always go to church?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why is sand so optimistic?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Where does the president keep his razor?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?