What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What's a forklift?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call the dog magician?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

I'm not a bad putter.

How do automobiles fly?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What reads and lives in an apple?