What reads and lives in an apple?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?