Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

How do snowmen get information?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?