What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?