Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?