How do trees get access to the internet?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

How do horses navigate at night?

What do little fish love to play with?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

How does a cow do math?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?