Which animal loves to have a good time?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?