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Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Which family member is always relieved?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?