When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Where do hands go on vacation?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
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