When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
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