When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
What is a cow's dream job?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
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