What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?