What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?