What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What is the most adorable season?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
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