What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?