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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?