Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Where do termites go camping?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?