Where does water do all its banking?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

How do automobiles fly?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?