What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Quizno's®.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What's E.T. short for?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What vehicle works the hardest?
When does a horse talk?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
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