Why did he change his bike's tires?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why was the mime upset?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?