What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Quizno's®.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
When do mice play every day?
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