What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Quizno's®.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
A book just fell on my head.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why is the beach so confident?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
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