What food is a man's best friend?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?