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How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

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How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?