Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?