Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What did the sick chicken say?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?