What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What do fairies always drink?

Which cats love to be petted?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?