Which plant has the best roar?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why are trees always so positive?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Who invented fractions?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?