What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How does dinner smell?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!