What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do fish do at parades?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
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