What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do stars celebrate in December?
How does a barber get to work?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why are skeletons so calm?
How are mountains able to see?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Where does the president keep his razor?
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