What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call the dog magician?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
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