Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What kind of music do planets like?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

How do you talk to a giant?