Which tree can't stop crying?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do you call a short cow?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?