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Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
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Who are crows' favorite family members?
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What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
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