What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Who invented fractions?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?