When is a black dog not a black dog?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Where do books sleep?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?