What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Which state is the cleanest?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?