Why was the cow afraid?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What do you call a household of counselors?