Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why are trees always so positive?

Which family member is always relieved?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?