What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why was the pirate late for work?