Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a dog in space?

What fish sings the best?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do fairies always drink?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?