Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What are the strongest days of the week?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

How much money does a skunk have?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Which former US President was always cold?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?