What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do naked fish play with?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

How did the tree get lost?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What is a plant's favorite college course?