What do you call a sad latte?

How long will dinner be?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?