How do you truly savor a hot dog?
With relish.
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Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
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