How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why are all priests fit?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?