Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Where do surfers go to school?
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