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What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Where does money love to go shopping?