Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Where do chips wear socks?
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