What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why are all priests fit?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Where do books sleep?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?