Which music festival was full of lumber?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What do you call two birds in love?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?