What instrument did the door play in the band?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?