How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
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