What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What is the loneliest cheese?
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