Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do trees keep as a pet?