Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What washes up on miniature beaches?

We had a discussion about roses.

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?