Why are books always so angry?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What animal has the most fun?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why do moms make good vintners?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?