Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Where does water do all its banking?