How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

How do automobiles fly?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?