Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do you call a dog in space?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What's a frog's favorite sport?