Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What did March say to the madness?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?