Who granted the fish a wish?
The fairy codmother.
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
A book just fell on my head.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the fish blush?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
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