What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What are you studying in math?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?