What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why did the echo get detention?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why are books always so angry?