How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What animal knows how to work a computer?