How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is a plane full of male cows called?