What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?