Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Where would you find an elephant?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What is the smallest lion?