Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do cats wear to work?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?