Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Where was Noah born?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the fish blush?