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What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?