Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Which animals make the best football players?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What is the definition of Robin?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?