Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What's a forklift?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?