What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
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What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Who invented fractions?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's the scariest letter?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
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