What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Bears love exotic cars.
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