What makes a glow worm glow?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Bears love exotic cars.

When does a horse talk?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?