Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Can February March?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What instrument did the door play in the band?