Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Bears love exotic cars.

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What shape has a knighthood?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?