What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?