Why were the atoms always hungry?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Which family member has tusks?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?