What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What season begins with a thud?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?