Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

How do amoebas make calls?