What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What do teachers do during summer break?