What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

How does a taco bless the table?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?