What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What sport do horses love to play?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What is the emptiest holiday?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?