What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What's the most masculine animal?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?