What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What do you call an old snowman?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?