What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Where does laundry go to college?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Who invented fractions?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?