Why was the spider so smart?
Because he knew the entire WWWeb.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A book just fell on my head.
Who invented fractions?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
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