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What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What animal likes to party the most?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

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What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

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