What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Families are like fudge.

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why do elephants have trunks?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?