What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What is a cow's dream job?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What sport are eggs the best at?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?