What day do hands always go to church?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the frog starve?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?