What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

How does a barber get to work?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?