Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What do you get when two plants kiss?