Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

I'm not a bad putter.