What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What do naked fish play with?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why was the dog so popular?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why do cubes make great referees?