What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What do elves learn in school?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What animal loves a baseball game?