What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What tree has the most bark?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
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