What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call a dog in space?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why was the dog so popular?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
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