What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Which former US President was always cold?