What did the salad say to its dad?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What did one plate say to the other?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What are you studying in math?