What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

How did the tree get lost?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do insects learn at school?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What animal knows kung fu?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?