Why did the turtle cross the road?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

A book just fell on my head.

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?