Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

When do mice play every day?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

If you need help building an ark..

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?