Which fish go to heaven when they die?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

How do bears keep cool?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What animal has 20/20 vision?