Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
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What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
How does a taco bless the table?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
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