Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's a forklift?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
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