What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What is a plant's favorite college course?