Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
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Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
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