Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
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What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why is summer always sad?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
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