Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
What kind of water does an angel like?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
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