Why was the pirate late for work?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Where do hamsters come from?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

How are mountains able to see?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?