What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What animal knows kung fu?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

How does a taco bless the table?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?