What happens when grass goes out of town?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

How does a taco bless the table?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What condiment has wings?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?