What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Which hot drink loves golf?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?