What's red and smells like blue paint?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What's the loudest sport?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?