What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What sport do horses love to play?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you call a pig thief?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?