What game does chlorine never lose?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

How does a barber get to work?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

How are mountains able to see?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?