What part of a football field is never the same?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do you call a handsome runner?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Which animal will never go bald?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?