Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

How is life like toilet paper?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?