Which dog loves to rob banks?
A gold-en retriever.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do insects learn at school?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What says: oom oom oom?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
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