What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?