What did the rug say to the floor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why did the echo get detention?

How are teens like cats?

How do you get straight A's?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?