How was the wedding?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?