Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What birds always travel in twos?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?