What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What sweet treat never panics?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?