What do you call a Zen egg?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What do fish do at parades?

How do fish watch TV shows?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Where does breakfast live?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?