Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?