What are the strongest days of the week?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do you call a short cow?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?