What do you do for an injured lemon?
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What shape is bad at driving?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
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