Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?