What birds always travel in twos?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why are ghosts always single?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?