What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

How do snowmen get information?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What animal floats best?

What farm animal is best at karate?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why did the barber win the race?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?