Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did autumn say to summer?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do you call stolen cheese?