Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?