What bird is always sad?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What's the slowest 5k?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?