What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

How does a witch play loud music?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Which plant has the best roar?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?