What do you call a cow with two legs?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?