Why do cows go to New York?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?