What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What's a forklift?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?