What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why can't you trust a pig?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

When do cows get tired?